Black humor. My fav :D

Two hunters have been walking in the wood, then suddenly one has fainted.
The other saw, that his pal didn't breathe and his eyes were glazed over.
While he have been taking his mobile phone to call to the hospital, his pal was still laying on the ground." Listen, my friend have died directly in front of me on my eyes! What should i do?"
The person, who was on duty said:'' First, convince that he's really died." Silience in phone. Then a sound of shot. Then the hunter again:'' Okay, what's next?''

An incredible story.

It was a beautiful spring day and we were walking in the forest.
Me and my frineds, Diabolical, Trillium and Vindetta.
The sun was going down and everything was normal until...
Until we found a stange thing. We saw a large tree with many
little blue and gray cloud-like things. We stopped in front of this tree and starred
at it. But there was another interesting thing. In the middle of tree was
a thing looks like some portal. We decided to go through it.
And what was the result?

We stuck in some swamp. But we weren't int he forest now. We were in some strange place. We went from forest to find a road back. But it was
not so easy because there wasn't any road. Just footpath. We went by this path. While we were going, friends were very frightened and scared. They were talking about what would happen with them, and how can they get back home. The footpath was ended. In front of us was a big entrance to some ruins or city. Suddenly we noticed a man. We wanted to ask him about this place, but stopped. We were shocked about his appearance. He has long ears and purple-pink skin color. We realised what it was an elf. We were a little scared if he saw us. But I was the bravest and asked that elf man. The elf was a little bit shocked. He said he hasn't seen humans for 50 years. He took us to the elf priest. The priest smiled to us and said that we are the first humans who went through her earth portal. Then suddenly she casted a portal back for us and said that we can come here sometimes if we want.
We went through the portal. Now we were in our forest.

We all felt very happy to be back home.

Fav film.

You know, last year I saw an amazing film( for me it is amazing).
If you like action films and cars, I recommend you to watch it!
It is called " Death Race". It is a science fiction action film.
This film is about prisoners who are fight in a gladiator-like race competition.
It means, that they driving fast cars with big guns and trying to kill each other.
The prize for the winner - freedom.
The Death Race consists of three differen stages.
First and second stage racers trying to kill each other.
And the last race, two last racers have to win the race and get the freedom.
There starring my fav acter Jason Stathem as Jensen Ames. He is the main character. There also Joan Allen(she was the boss of the Terminal Island Prison), Tyrese Gibson ( the enemy and in the end Ames's pal) and many others.
I think this is very interesting film. I like much soundtracks. I even downloaded them to my computer.:)
In my opinion plot of this film is good, and i liked it.
My favourite scene in this film was when Ames arrived to this prison and how he kicked all the bad guys in the dining room.