Black humor. My fav :D

Two hunters have been walking in the wood, then suddenly one has fainted.
The other saw, that his pal didn't breathe and his eyes were glazed over.
While he have been taking his mobile phone to call to the hospital, his pal was still laying on the ground." Listen, my friend have died directly in front of me on my eyes! What should i do?"
The person, who was on duty said:'' First, convince that he's really died." Silience in phone. Then a sound of shot. Then the hunter again:'' Okay, what's next?''